Deep Thoughts by Sparky Polastri

Tales of a crazed dance, musical theatre and cheerleading coach. I've got the blonde, I've got the big smile, I've got the loud voice. I'm missing the boobs.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Yes, but which kind of bottle?

So, after rehearsal the other day, the team and I were sitting around reading through the kid's bios, jokingly (kinda) picking out the ones that had thanked us in their bios and declaring them our favourites.

There was one kid still left over and we read his, and he had thanked his dad for helping him with his lines. Which, is a nice sentiment, but really, what about US? :)

We were teasing him about that, so he took it back to edit it. He was adding another sentence about wanting to thank us, and we were throwing out adjectives he could use - beautiful, brilliant, talented, patient, etc. Someone suggested "model thin".

We get his bio back and it says "He would also like to thank all the beautiful and unique, talented, patient, athletic, bottle thin adults who have dedicated their lives to making the best show ever.




Remember, everyone has different body types.

1 Comments:

  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Scotch, Tequila, Jack Daniels?

     

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