Keep a straight face

A couple of the kids went out in a boat right before rehearsal today. Somehow they ended up tipping. Well, not "somehow". My kid with no discernible body control was at the helm. You do the math.

Anyhow, we're doing a run of the show. We get to a romantic part where the two leads are cuddling in Cuba. The female lead has to sit down on the male lead and wrap her arms around him.

She sits down, puts her arms around him and he exclaims "sorry, my pants are a little bit wet."

Sometimes, you just have to let it go, cause your mind is going nowhere good.