Ok, so more about "Bambi". We're no longer correcting shy awkward boy in his random inappropriate stage movements. Sure, a good director would do that. I, however, tell all my friends coming to the show to watch him for a laugh. Is that wrong, I ask you?

Anyhow, his teacher and I have been chatting about him. She tells me that his mom said she thinks acting is his "calling". Yikes...must have been a wrong number.

Are you sure you can't hear something else calling? Like, say, computer programmer/stalker/multiple cat owner?