Attention Kmart Shoppers....
You have a WAY bigger budget than I do. How do I know? I am now the proud owner of not one, but TWO frequent shopper cards from the local thrift stores.
A very pregnant friend and I went costume hunting today. As a loyal blog reader, I knew she read about the ladies commenting on "my" purchases, and how lovely the dregs of the costume world would look in my closet. However, I don't think she actually believed it.
Until today, when we got up to the counter with (among other monstrosities), nine pairs of jean shorts. As the woman was folding them and putting them in the bag, she said "well, you ladies are all set."
Yes, yes we are. As soon as my friend pops that kid out we're going to don our matching Daisy Dukes and head on down to the local watering hole. Or to wash some cars or something.
On a related note, due to its increasing popularity in the thrift shops, we have decided to write our own show next year. Its name? "Lamé: the musical".
Seriously, how many damn pieces of shiny clothing in EVERY colour and size do we need in this world?
Well, maybe we don't need it in the world, but every time we found an item which could likely be seen from the moon, we would hold it up and say "ok, who can we get to wear THIS?". Purely for our own amusement of course, nothing to do with the show at all.
A very pregnant friend and I went costume hunting today. As a loyal blog reader, I knew she read about the ladies commenting on "my" purchases, and how lovely the dregs of the costume world would look in my closet. However, I don't think she actually believed it.
Until today, when we got up to the counter with (among other monstrosities), nine pairs of jean shorts. As the woman was folding them and putting them in the bag, she said "well, you ladies are all set."
Yes, yes we are. As soon as my friend pops that kid out we're going to don our matching Daisy Dukes and head on down to the local watering hole. Or to wash some cars or something.
On a related note, due to its increasing popularity in the thrift shops, we have decided to write our own show next year. Its name? "Lamé: the musical".
Seriously, how many damn pieces of shiny clothing in EVERY colour and size do we need in this world?
Well, maybe we don't need it in the world, but every time we found an item which could likely be seen from the moon, we would hold it up and say "ok, who can we get to wear THIS?". Purely for our own amusement of course, nothing to do with the show at all.
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