At least I'm still taller than them.

Tomorrow is the day I have to go put on my substitute teacher hat.

I'm in a grade 2/3 class. It's a repeat. My coworkers are chuckling, because I'm going back into the class with "the boob sniffer".

Last time I was there, one of the little girls hugged me. Fine. While many teachers have the rule "don't touch the children", I think that's ridiculous and highly impossible. My rule is "don't STROKE the children".

Anyway, later on that day, this girl came up and started sniffing my right breast. Then she hugged me again and said "I like hugging you because you smell so good." So, rather than being the creepy, inappropriate gesture I thought it was, it was just an unfortunate combination of larger-than-average second grader, with smaller-than-average teacher.

Stay tuned....I'm putting out a special line of "eau de brassiere" soon.